Collection of amusing quotes from #TBP

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<Jason_Voorhees> and your 1st girlfriend looked like a reject from the Special Olympics

<~Kairyu> One day after being convicted of a DUI with a prior, Megan Barnes caused a car crash as she proceeded to shave her vagina behind the wheel on Tuesday.

<&Ice> I FINALLY DID IT | <&Ice> | <&ScottHall> u came out of the closet?

<~Kairyu> god shes hawt | <Jason_Voorhees> yeah | <~Kairyu> hawt + sexy accent | <Jason_Voorhees> sexy body , rack | <Ice> where's the dick | <Ice> ?

<&Vegeta> Jason_Voorhees is shoving stuff up his butt edge

<Jason_Voorhees> if all mexicans just killed themselves the world would be fixed

<&Vegeta> i made $52 at mcdonalds saturday xD | <Sarah_Ng> in a bathroom stall? | <&Vegeta> how do u know huh

<&Vegeta> does irc stay open on christmas huh

<&Ice> Kairyu, myself and you are in a pod but | <&Ice> Kairyu and myself are peas | <&Ice> but you happen to be corn | <&Ice> :\ | <~Kairyu> a retarded corn | <~Kairyu> or you know | <&Vegeta> im up later | <&Ice> Kairyu, lol I didn't want to say retarded | <&Vegeta> huh Kairyu | <&Vegeta> XD | <~Kairyu> that piece of corn/nutz you have inside your shit and ur like "did i ate corn/nutz this week?" that could be him | <&Ice> I was saying corn BEING IN THE WRONG PLACE

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<Ice> I mean, I am okay with a girl sitting on my face and letting her release on my face, thats..kind of kinky.

<~Kairyu> Vegeta | <~Kairyu> I would like to invite you to a dinner | <~Kairyu> It's a little dinner we do every now and then | <~Kairyu> we call it "Dinner for Schmucks" | <&Vegeta> with chicken huh? | <&Vegeta> can we have mcdonalds for this dinner

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Vegeta vs. Jigglypuff

<Jigglypuff> fuck u Vegeta nigga anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice
<Jigglypuff> have you considered suing your brains for non-support nigga?
<%Vegeta> SUCK IT Jigglytard!!!
<Jigglypuff> lol nigga i bet your mother has a loud bark
<Jigglypuff> yo fat piece of shit u should thx bestial porn nigga without it ur dad wouldnt have been attracted to your ma
<Jigglypuff> Vegeta is the only guy who has dressed his vacuum cleaner in exotic lingerie and is making love to it nigga
<Jigglypuff> fuck ur ma Vegeta i wouldnt fuck her with a stolen dick
<Jigglypuff> this is you in 10 years nigga an acne-encrusted, balding, 35-stone, 4’7" dwarf in his parents’ basement surrounded by semen stained handkerchiefs and old copies of BESTIALITY TODAY SUCK IT FUCK U GM
<%Vegeta> fuck u jiggly puff i took a piss on your ma and she liked it!
<Jigglypuff> fuck u Vegeta i aint the one who grew up thinking semen was face cream or so your dad told u

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<%Vegeta> i been playing with your mom's sex toy reg it's good

<%Vegeta> REG me and your mom are playing with your dad! Prostate Messagers! haha and your mom is playing with me im your new step dad!